Vietnamese Cheech and Chong Nabbed

5th September 2009, 3:50am
EDMONTON --Police nabbed two men after a van full of marijuana was pulled over, thanks to a driver who caught a huge toak of the drugs and was so stoned he pushed the wrong button on his cell and called the narcs in error. The man (pot head) was at the northern edge of Edmonton's marijuana district (Great White North connection) about 11 p.m. Thursday when he tried to call his buds to report the strong odour of marijuana wafting from the five-ton cube van ahead of him. Officers then tracked the van, noting they could smell the drugs from about half a block away. When officers stopped the van, they seized more than 2,500 freshly harvested mature marijuana plants weighing more than 450 kg. The officers left the scene with large bulges in there pants.
"It's certainly what we would call a good catch (really good shit, mawn) in terms of a citizen being able to smell marijuana, call 911, and for police to find so much in what would have been a simple traffic stop but just high times," said police spokesman Jeff Wuite. The entire squad did not report for the next shift. They where located later at Tim Ho's.
Dihn Xuan Luu, 44, and Deng Xuan Dihn, 51, have been charged with possession of a controlled substance for the purpose of trafficking and impersonating stoners for the sole reason of being under the influence of the movie "Up in Smoke". Perhaps the new movie will be called "Ding & Dong - Heads of the North".