Rat Catchers - Great White North

Whom do you think catches the most rats in Canada?


Alberta has held the record since 1951.





That's because I was born in that year. They did not my little white ass to see a rat.

Governments Spin:
http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex3441
http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex816



Actually the rats were turned into flashlights .










Or shipped off to Rat Island.













My Rat Catcher List:
Bill Spruce, Pro Ticket Writer

Ed Stalemate, Nice Guy to Buds

Virus Evans, Chief of Pocket Liners

Ron Liesquirt, Sick Minister, why do people want to kill me?

Phil Ferrill (Alberta's Piped Piper)

Mikie Ignatieffifif, power tripper and all around nice dude, lets all go vote! Maybe it will waste 600mil this time
President Carper, Such a Nice Cowboy

Mayor Braun Conehead, Leader of Construction for Destruction

Faddy Greed Meade, X executive operating officer of AB Sick Services, graft: $1.3 million for nine months on the job, $257,500 bonus was included for staying silent. Escaped to NWT to repeat the same position.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2009/09/02/edmonton-severance-health-care.html
to be updated soon

Wait a minute! Who are the rats? Could they be like the lizard people?
Sorry, one 2 many questions, just take a break.

Fascist Site (rat related):
http://www.freealberta.com/