Sunday, September 6, 2009

Inmate pleads guilty in feces tossing


By SUN MEDIA Last Updated: 6th September 2009, 3:44am
EDMONTON -- A seriously shit disturbed convict at the Edmonton Institution pleaded guilty to assault with a smelly weapon for hurling scat at the warden of the maximum-outhouse security prison. And court Friday heard Curtis (aka Stinky) Dale Hill, 29, has further outstanding outhouse charges for doing similar scat attacks at the Edmonton West Centre Mall food court. The food court heard the Halloween trick or treat on warden Ron (aka the Booter) Boutin happened about 2:30 p.m. on Oct. 31, 2008, while Stinky was locked up in the prison's outhouse unit. Stinky is accused of throwing a (trick) milk carton filled with scat at Booter through his outhouse Moon opening. Booter was not taking any shit. Stinky wanted Booter to step on a burning carton however prisoner's cannot have matches in the outhouse. A pre-sentence report and a psychiatric ass_ay were ordered and Stinky is slated to be toilet trained on Oct. 2.
The precedng, of course, was twisted by Rasputin.

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